GUILTY!!! :/

I am so guilty no really I have been such a lame blog owner, I feel like B.P.S. {BLOG PROTECTIVE SERVICES} should have been notified about me like a month ago! Okay I am beyond sorry for my lack of love shown to my online chronicles of life, things have been beyond crazy in this little old world of mine!!! SRSLY NUFF SAID' okay now onto the update of what to expect...

1. CAR ACCIDENT

2. NEW JOB

3. LUNCHES WITH THE BESTIE

4. BABYSITTING SCARLY BOO

5. A DEFIANT NOW IN HIS TERRIBLE TWOS NEPHEW

6. OVERCOMING OBSTACLES AND KNOWING THAT HEAVENLY FATHER KNOWS BEST

7. RANDOM THOUGHTS 

8. NEW FRIENDS

9. BAR-BEE-Q's 

10. TOBY KEITHS FOOD {um hello yummmy}

11. SLIGHT ADDICTION TO NEW SHOWS {I HAVE A PROBLEM}

12. A LOT OF EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

I cant wait to really get into all of these things in no particular order of course haha it's great to be back in the blog world. I can't imagine not having written anything in soooooooo long but oh wait that happen huh? SOWWY I got yo back blog I am home and fully ready to take responsibility of you again!!!!! 

welp

i love that i have been blessed with so many things and i love that i have family and friends and people who love me and count on me and i appreciate all the things that i have learned and gone through in my life. i feel like i haven't had the easiest life in the world and i always could have asked for more or needed more, and i know my parents did the best they could to raise me and i love that i have been loved and supported through the ups and downs... and then i realized how many stupid times a day i say "i"

{15 times just in case you were wondering in that paragraph alone, Mmk that is a problem.}

It stuns me when my family goes to watch our nightly ElMO and SPONGEBOB episodes with my two nephews and we happen to scroll through the channels and see some new update on the news.

When you see an update on let's say these things...

8 year old girl raped by children

husband kills self and wife along with children ages 7 and 3

infant found in shallow grave behind home

man injures 11 and kills 3 before turning gun onself 

i mean it breaks my heart

"the world should be so grateful that the savior is forgiving." 

I wish the world peace and forgiveness, and hope for everyone.

there are so many other things that i wish the news would show like 7 year old raises 100,000 for breast cancer, i mean i know the world needs to know these things but can we have some positive things?

TEE HEE HEE HEE HA?! ZOMG RANDOM

I LOVE....{tons of things *zomg*}

I ELL-OH-V-EEE love: "teh" following:

MaH Fam{ily}

MaH FaiTH LDS 110% (yup that exists)

MaH Sundaaaays 

MaH music [mhmm]

MaH FRAAAANS

Making new friends!!![ummmm hello if were not facebook friends there is an issue]

to be continued...

MIA MICHAELS

I HAVE MET YOU 2 TIMES IN MY LIFE AND LET ME SAY THAT DANCE WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE INCREDIBLE AND BEAUTIFULLY DANCED AHHHHHHHH HAD TO LOG IN AND SAY THAT AMAZING TIMES 1 MILLION

....

FOR REALS if HADES were a STATE i am pretty sure it would called ARIZONA can i get an AMEN from members of the hot sweaty congregation?!

Oh hello there dear sweet loving sun... I remember as a child singing of your glory. Oh don't be shy it was always dedicated to you:

Oh mister sun sun mister golden sun please shine down on me... then it proceeded to say these little children are asking you, to please come out so they can play with you, oh mister sun sun mister golden sun please shine down on me!

It's so beautiful and loving and we appreciated you as we still do but come on woman let's get serious I am now super convinced you are in fact not a mister sun but a misses SUN!!! Oh let me tell you why have you ever heard the saying there is no FURY like a woman's SCORN?!?! Well the only thing that could be creating sweat puddles is an ANGRY WOMAN SUN!

Don't get me wrong I know why your mad you have to be out during the day with everyone driving their noise machines aka cars releasing all that icky stuff into your air and making you hot hot hot. But I am just pleading with you to ease up on the ARIZONA state sees cause we has some very hots days that are nothing less of unbearable... no really I can start a petition and thangs. 

We appreciate what you do for us by helping things grow and giving us glistening rays that make us sparkly and you warm our cold cold cold water up at the rivers just a bits we ELL-OH-V-EE that. But what's we don't like you sees is burning ourselves on every surface imaginable, not being able to get in the hot car for a good 10 minutes for the risk of being found baked alive, peeling when we think we stayed out just long enough but you later inform us it was too long when our skin comes off. 

Long story short... Can you go give off some of your RIDICULOUS heat to like nevada and give poor poor ARIZONA a small break some high 90's and less of these 105's-115's it'd be preciated mamma sun! NUFF about that so you think you can dance... p.s. I think we need to have a wednesday party night to watch and comment and be silly girls... and boys who love such shows.

PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE score!

Let's take it from the top...

you see I am just a poor little student living with her parent's focusing on mah education, my church, and my family.

Well due to our overwhelming CONOMY' I am currently one of the many JOBLESS american resident's. Luckily my parents are so supportive and let me live with them and eat their yummy foods and use their lovely air conditioning... major accent on air conditioning, hello it's Arizona... NUFF said

Anyways well being broke aka money-less starts getting to a person after awhile. My parents just bought me a 2006 pt cruiser and are paying my insurance, putting gas in mah car, giving me money for activities and don't ever complain. Just saying I have the best parents in mah whole world!!! I am so grateful for them.

Anyways so my version of me in the old world aka 2007-2008 was like playing MONOPOLY endless moneys and passing go and not going to jail. I was on top of the world and managing very well I wasn't distracted at (oh hey it's a star)... 

Then Realities has set in I AM POOR. Well I had been hoping my LUCK would turn around I mean SRSLY searching in the shadows for these bad boys too.

While my wallet was looking likes tis' :(

I started cashing in these bad boys and buying small items that I had grown attached to, yup you guessed it shoes

... I know I know I know who buys shoes with their last bits of money well (p.s. these are made of chocolate)GUILTY as CHARGED :(

Well I started resorting to my favorite place to keep my mental stability sound, yup that's right you guessed it DISNEY! I started hoping that this little lady would pop up into my life. 

Well needless to SAY I felt like instead I was getting the WRATH of the one and only...(name this character?)

WELL eventually things started turning around a little I was online doing some occasional browsing for new skirts for church! Yup cause my church be The bomb dot com with the best 3 hours of my life spent every SUNDAY! If you want to be super cool and fun and feel the spirit come on bring it! I belong to The Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints. We don't bite we welcome anyone with open arms. Welp I noticed that a certain store who I love had a jewelry section now online?!?!?!? AHHHH when did tis' happen my goodies senses started tinglin' I felt worlds move and cosmos and heavens open up!!! Oh my word so of course I started clicking and clicking I might have blacked out because next thing I remember I had a cart full of BEAUTIFUL items totaling $172.80(cue reality music, Im thinking some Bach it seems appropriate) I don't have that kind of MONEY I maybe have 5 dollars and couldn't dare ask my parents for more money! (skip ahead 2 minutes) My daddy walks in the door and saw me fretting the price of my new loves and next thing I know he's handing me a pretty little American Express Card and tells me to order it. Well I thanked him a billion times I went to update my cart and what do you suppose happen my total had reduced to 21.30 including tax and shipping!!!! TELLMEIMNOTDAYDREAMING?!?!? nope turns out everything was on SALE

X-cuse me that would be 12 items that were originally 10.90 each and 6 items at 7.90 each I just saved 156.90?!?!?! I told my dad and he said oh well did you order it and I was like nope not yet!(he then told me I had better hurry before someone else snagged my goodies) I had hit the lottery!!!

I mean you didn't really think I won an actual lottery did you?!?! if you did my friends below say ha your crazies. 

When and if I do you will be informed ASAP by a message on facebook! ha I can see the status now SAMANTHA wins LOTTO.

HAVE YOU EVER...?!?!

HAD ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FRIENDS?!?!

WHO DECIDED THEY WERE READY TO TAKE THE PLUNGE TO ETERNITY?!?!

A BEAUTIFUL, SMART, FUNNY COMPASSIONATE DAUGHTER OF HEAVENLY FATHER WHO TRULY WAS SUPER DESERVING OF EVERY BLESSING SHE RECEIVED?!?!

SHE PICKED HER FLOWERS AND FELL IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN BUT THIS TIME WITH HER BOUQUET?!?!

SO YOU EDITED A FEW PICTURES NOT EVEN WITH YOUR PHOTOSHOP BUT A SIMPLER PROGRAM?!?!

Well I have and Their NAMES are 

CASSANDRA & CHRIS!!!

YOU MAY KNOW THEM THEY ARE KIND OF FAMOUS!!!

ThEy WeRe In A cOnTeSt CALLED:

MARCH MATRIMONY 

people voted through a radio station and they made it from 64 couples down to the final 2 and were going to win a 20,000 WEDDING package until 1% more of people voted for the other couple hmmm WELL either way they got so far and I was very proud of them.

ANYWAYS UNLIKE THE OTHER COUPLE THEY GOT SOMETHING WAY BETTER!!! WHAT?!?! UMMS THEY GOT SEALED FOR TIME AND ALL ETERNITY IN THIS "CASTLE" AKA THE TEMPLE!!!

I LOVE THIS GIRL BEYOND NO END!

I am so glad-ay she and Chris found each other. When you are around them you see how ABS-O-LOOT-LEE in love they are. They are such a great team they should have JERSEYs ha! Well I just wanted to say a little about my CAS!

1. she is so SMART!- no really like she knows things.

2. She is so giving and doesn't expect things in return!

3. She is always there when you need her no matter what, if she can do something to help she will do it without question!

4. She is not a SNOO-T girl! (LOVE THIS)

5. SHE IS ALWAYS HAPPY!

6. SHE IS FUNNY

7. SHE LOVES THE GOSPEL

8. SHE IS SO HONEST AND COMPASSIONATE!

I COULD GO FOREVER BUT THEY MAY SEEM KINDA STALKER-ISH AKA CREEPER STATUS AKA CRAZY but I JUST LOVE HOW BLESSED I AM TO HAVE SUCH AMAZING FRIENDS!

P.S. WHEN I GET MARRIED I AM SO GLAD ALL OF MY FRIENDS WHO I LOVE ARE ALREADY MARRIED AND WILL BE ABLE TO SEE ME GET SEALED!!!